don't ever put cranberry juice on top of the fridge

Quick story I thought I'd share to make you laugh. Please laugh at the story and not me though, promise? I was opening the fridge to get out some baby food. Not a second later, like a wrecking ball full speed ahead, down comes the gallon of cranberry juice smacking me atop the head. I fall to the floor as Dave frantically starts wiping up cranberry juice which is slowly carpeting our entire kitchen floor (all while making sure I'm okay). A few minutes later I head for the phone on my desk downstairs (to cancel a 7:00 meeting with a client) to find a HUGE puddle of cranberry juice all over my desk. On my monitors. In my hard drive. Splattered on the wall. On my chair. All over the carpet. Soaking through all my files.

So next time you think to store that gallon of juice on top of the fridge, think again. It may cause more than a splitting headache.